Here’s yet another really good reason I’m not a parent:
I’d make my kid dress up as 47% and just stand there with his hand out.
He’d be all “But Dad, I wanna be Batman!” and I’d be like “Tough crap kid! You’ll be 47% and you’ll like it. It’s hysterical. Trust me. Now go out there get me a snickers bar.”
Posted by sillyliss on October 31, 2012 at 4:10 pm
It seems from looking on my Facebook page that a lot of parents dress their kids up as whatever they like instead of what the kid likes. So you’re excuses for not parenting are null and void. Hah.
Posted by Blogdramedy on October 31, 2012 at 8:25 pm
I’d trademark, copyright that costume.
Posted by El Guapo on November 2, 2012 at 9:11 pm
I’d have given him a binder and told him not to come back til it was filled with women.
Yeah, good thing I’m not a parent either.